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New Year's ecard: My New Years Resolution is to put fewer spiders in your breakfast cereal when you're not looking.
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I take New Year’s Resolutions seriously; after all, how else am I supposed to improve myself? I know you probably think I don’t need improvement, but I suffer from a mild sort of social anxiety. It only happens when I stand around naked in train stations, but which among us is perfect? So my New Years Resolution is about becoming more awesome. And this is how I do it. #newyear
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fewer spiders

I take New Year's Resolutions seriously; after all, how else am I supposed to improve myself? I know you probably think I don't need improvement, but I suffer from a mild sort of social anxiety. It only happens when I stand around naked in train stations, but which among us is perfect? So my New Years Resolution is about becoming more awesome. And this is how I do it. #newyear

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My New Years Resolution is to put fewer spiders in your breakfast cereal when you're not looking.

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