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Baby ecard: Congratulations on your new baby. I'm sorry it's probably not the gender you wanted but you can always love it slightly less. Don't worry I won't tell anyone. Ecard image showing: Congratulations on your new baby. I'm sorry it's probably not the gender you wanted but you can always love it slightly less. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.

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The behavioral nuances of an infant do not exactly enliven the mind unless, and I’m guessing here, your genetic material was used in its manufacture. Then it’s all diverting stuff. Look, I love the arrival of a baby but a soliloquy from a new parent about an infant’s burping habits? I can only remain in the room if I’m incapacitated, and even so, I still be clutching my head and screaming.
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Published on 23 Mar 2012

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The behavioral nuances of an infant do not exactly enliven the mind unless, and I'm guessing here, your genetic material was used in its manufacture. Then it's all diverting stuff. Look, I love the arrival of a baby but a soliloquy from a new parent about an infant's burping habits? I can only remain in the room if I'm incapacitated, and even so, I still be clutching my head and screaming.

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Congratulations on your new baby. I'm sorry it's probably not the gender you wanted but you can always love it slightly less. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.

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