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Reminders ecard: In the Event of Fire, panic. Ecard image showing: In the Event of Fire, panic.

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Today’s wrongcard offers a workplace survival tip. BTW if you are ever subjected to a Human Resources meeting about fire safety awareness you should interrupt occasionally with remarks like: ‘But you have to admit that fire is incredibly beautiful’ and ‘But you’ll agree nothing purifies quite like fire.’ It helps pass the time.
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Published on 9 Feb 2011

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Today's wrongcard offers a workplace survival tip. BTW if you are ever subjected to a Human Resources meeting about fire safety awareness you should interrupt occasionally with remarks like: 'But you have to admit that fire is incredibly beautiful' and 'But you'll agree nothing purifies quite like fire.' It helps pass the time.

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