Ecard text: A picture of Mary and Joseph riding away from the Egyption pyramids, because a large wire fence with a sign saying 'no immigrants' is in the way.
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A lot of people like to be contentious around the holidays, but not me. I like to play it safe.
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A lot of people like to be contentious around the holidays, but not me. I like to play it safe.

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