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Weddings Ecard with text: 43% of marriages end in divorce. The rest end in death. But good luck with this project.
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Workplace Ecard with text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice.
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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.
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Flirting Ecard with text: I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater.
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