Forty three percent | Weddings, Engagements, and Other Mistakes Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Weddings, Engagements, and Other Mistakes Ecard with text: 43% of marriages end in divorce. The rest end in death. But good luck with this project.

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Workplace Ecard with text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear that you had died, and am sending you this ecard on the chance that I simply misheard.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Don't leave your body to science, leave it to me. Necromancers aren't just born, you know. It all takes practice.

Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?