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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not saying you have bad taste in music because I am your friend and friends don't say things like that. Even when it's right. Even when it's wrong. Because then it's just some kind of great, insidious insect burrowing deep into the aching grey pulp of their brains, they say nothing. And it completely sucks.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am far too mature to feel like I have to agree with my friends about everything. It's when they disagree with me, however, that we have a problem.

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When it comes to quarrels with friends, I believe in 'agreeing to disagree', particularly now I've been made to understand that Massachusetts has some really strict rules about attaching car batteries to people's ears. You know, I really need a legal team, and not some thin-skinned intern who drops out of law school and flees the state after the tiniest bit of harmless workplace electrocution.

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I'm not saying you have bad taste in music because I am your friend and friends don't say things like that. Even when it's right. Even when it's wrong. Because then it's just some kind of great, insidious insect burrowing deep into the aching grey pulp of their brains, they say nothing. And it completely sucks.
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