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I never know the right thing to say but I’ve never let that stop me. When it comes to babies it’s like quantum principles are involved. It’s all projection, probability, wave-forms and misbehaving mathematics. You can send this card to any expecting parent and know you’ve covered all bases. If they get weird and serious about it blame it all on hormones.
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Published on 27 Feb 2013

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I never know the right thing to say but I've never let that stop me. When it comes to babies it's like quantum principles are involved. It's all projection, probability, wave-forms and misbehaving mathematics. You can send this card to any expecting parent and know you've covered all bases. If they get weird and serious about it blame it all on hormones.

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Congratulations. I hope your baby is born a boy or girl.

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