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Flirting ecard: We should get together and have sex sometime. Im getting to be quite good at it, by practicing on things etc. Ecard image showing: We should get together and have sex sometime. Im getting to be quite good at it, by practicing on things etc.

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Today’s card is a rehash Wednesday flirting card which means it’s probably Not Safe For Work (whatever that means) though it CAN be useful if you’d like to flirt with someone today. It will also make you more popular - every time I send it to a woman she writes back and tells me how much she just wants to be my friend, which obviously is very sweet and quite complimentary.
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Published on 24 Apr 2013

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Today's card is a rehash Wednesday flirting card which means it's probably Not Safe For Work (whatever that means) though it CAN be useful if you'd like to flirt with someone today. It will also make you more popular - every time I send it to a woman she writes back and tells me how much she just wants to be my friend, which obviously is very sweet and quite complimentary.

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We should get together and have sex sometime. Im getting to be quite good at it, by practicing on things etc.

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