
Strange Passage, Part One
I tell you, it really makes a man think.

Don't Mention the War
I'll be very careful, don't worry.

In Recollection of Past Mischief
I spent years working hard for the usual reason: dire financial necessity. But fortunately, my work life granted me all sorts of silly situations and moments that I, at least, found spiritually sustaining.

April 26 is 'Hug an Australian Day'. Who invents this stuff? Do they have a clubhouse? Do they serve cookies? I for one would like to know. So, a new category of wrongcard here. I mean, did I not come to America to steal jobs, meet women AND work towards a greater cross-cultural understanding? Yes. And by yes I mean 'sure'.