Ecard text: He is from New York. Mel Gibson. Nope. Nope, he's from New York. Sorry. And yes we have McDonald's in Australia. Apri 26 is Hug an Australian Day.
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April 26 is 'Hug an Australian Day'. Who invents this stuff? Do they have a clubhouse? Do they serve cookies? I for one would like to know. So, a new category of wrongcard here. I mean, did I not come to America to steal jobs, meet women AND work towards a greater cross-cultural understanding? Yes. And by yes I mean 'sure'.
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April 26 is 'Hug an Australian Day'. Who invents this stuff? Do they have a clubhouse? Do they serve cookies? I for one would like to know. So, a new category of wrongcard here. I mean, did I not come to America to steal jobs, meet women AND work towards a greater cross-cultural understanding? Yes. And by yes I mean 'sure'.

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