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Christmas Ecard with text: One of the most offensive and morally objectionable things about Christmas is the obligation to buy gifts for your in-laws.
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about this card: gifts for in-laws | I don’t even know what this card means. I just like writing random words sometimes. Doesn’t mean anything. I am figuratively seeing nothing here. Let’s not … no, don’t make this about your parents. Nobody even mentioned your parents. Why do you have to bring them into this? I am just making an innocent wrongcard, and - what? Oh. My. God. You are being SO much like your mother right now!
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Christmas Ecard with text: My theory of how the presents get under the Christmas tree is no less plausible then yours.
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Christmas Ecard with text: I am not buying you a Christmas Present because I am already such a gift in your life. And further gifts would be wasted on anybody who doesn't already know this. Illustration right: I JUST FELT LIKE DRAWING A LIZARD MAN.
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In Laws Ecard with text: I'm sorry I don't want your family to visit but if I wanted to be disrespected under my own roof I would just hire a dominatrix.
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