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How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I like living here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, for at least six months out of every year. Then it gets cold and dark and dismal, and you have to be very deliberate about cheering yourself up. Here's an example of how I do that. read more

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Ecard text: I have learned that if it starts yowling, it is probably only pretending to be a piñata. In which case one should stop drinking immediately.

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Ecard text: I have learned that if it starts yowling, it is probably only pretending to be a piñata. In which case one should stop drinking immediately.

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Ecard text: I miss you when you go away and sincerely hope you have a rotten time.

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Ecard text: I miss you when you go away and sincerely hope you have a rotten time.

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Ecard text: I am sorry I often preface meaningless and insincere apologies with the words 'I'm sorry'.

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Ecard text: I am sorry I often preface meaningless and insincere apologies with the words 'I'm sorry'.

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Ecard text: Where is my fricking android butler you useless scientists? (not even going to mention jet packs)

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Ecard text: Where is my fricking android butler you useless scientists? (not even going to mention jet packs)

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