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WTF Ecard with text: It is better that garden gnomes are not real, for I should have no choice but to spend all my years teaching them to meaning of fear.
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gnomes and fear

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about this card: gnomes and fear | Increasingly I allow myself to be persuaded that garden gnomes are probably not real - because somehow it seems to matter to the people around me - but the fact is their existence still doesn’t make a lot of sense. Why would somebody intentionally make garden gnomes? And why isn’t the government doing anything to stop them? And when did we all decide not to ask these questions?!
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