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WTF Ecard with text: If garden gnomes are not secretly alive, how do you explain the little bastards moving around when we're not looking? — about this card: gnomes live | Even though I’ve played every Grand Theft Auto game to death, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts still refuses to issue me with a driver’s license. And while I will concede that I don’t know how to drive a car, why are they singling ME out?! Whatever. I’m over it. If you ever ride public transport in Boston and hear an Australian guy talking about garden gnomes, come over and say hi…

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WTF Ecard with text: It is better that garden gnomes are not real, for I should have no choice but to spend all my years teaching them to meaning of fear.

Excuses Ecard with text: I'm sorry I cannot hang out with you. Yesterday I saw a garden gnome.

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In which I accidentally create a religion.

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

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I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?