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Sometimes I like to re-evaluate myself as an individual and, when I do, I like to give myself 10 out of 10 for self-critical-ness. I’m a simple guy who always tells the truth except if I don’t feel like it or get carried away, which is pretty rare but it does happen when I’m at George Clooney’s place. I’m not his coolest friend but he’s like, ‘Kris - you’re in my top three’. So that’s why I’m happy today.
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god of fire

Sometimes I like to re-evaluate myself as an individual and, when I do, I like to give myself 10 out of 10 for self-critical-ness. I'm a simple guy who always tells the truth except if I don't feel like it or get carried away, which is pretty rare but it does happen when I'm at George Clooney's place. I'm not his coolest friend but he's like, 'Kris - you're in my top three'. So that's why I'm happy today.

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