Free ecards that are wrong for every occasion.
Birthday Ecard with text: I hope you enjoy your birthday because only God knows how many you have left or which birthday will be your last, and He just wants the whole thing to be an hilarious surprise.
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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. The other good news is that your need need to make long-term plans is decreasing year by year.
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WTF Ecard with text: If I was delusional then God would not have personally befriended me in the first place.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am treating you with caution until I am certain that you are not going to turn into one of that Jackal-Headed gods of Ancient Egypt, because I'm sick of investing myself in people and winding up feeling foolish.
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CheerUp Ecard with text: Cheer up. God might not be listening to you but the CIA always is.
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Birthday Ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.
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