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I'm really, really annoyed at the TSA right now. I've read so much about this stuff they're doing, looking at naked people on scanners and groping people. And not one single call back about my job application.

How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I like living here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, for at least six months out of every year. Then it gets cold and dark and dismal, and you have to be very deliberate about cheering yourself up. Here's an example of how I do that. read more

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