![Happy Hannukah Ecard with text: Happy Hanukkah from somebody who doesn't really know what it is and hopes you will never try to explain it.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/606_huc4536c33361c8a5e254ff28a0e700fe3_28937_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | It’s Hanukkah, a time when Jews around the world get together to celebrate Jesus’ birthday. I understand they also burn candles, called midichlorians, or a mandalorians, or something like that, and eat lots of Chinese food. I know Jesus really tried to improve Judaism, but removing Chinese food from Christmas seems like a mistake to me. I guess Jesus was just a fussy eater.
2 Dec 2010