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Happy Hannukah ecard: You would probably receive Christmas presents as well if you did what most of us do and pretend to be Christian. Ecard image showing: You would probably receive Christmas presents as well if you did what most of us do and pretend to be Christian.

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When I was growing up the most I knew about Jewish people was that they didnt believe in Christmas and liked to wear very small hats. Still, every year I give at least one Jewish friend a Christmas present. Its not required, of course, but cultural sensitivity is all about making others speechless with gratitude.
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hanukkah presents

When I was growing up the most I knew about Jewish people was that they didnt believe in Christmas and liked to wear very small hats. Still, every year I give at least one Jewish friend a Christmas present. Its not required, of course, but cultural sensitivity is all about making others speechless with gratitude.

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