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Christmas Ecard with text: happy consumer spending holiday! Dont forget to max out your credit cards - the economy needs you to spend beyond your means!

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Workplace Ecard with text: Companies are always looking for someone who can think outside the box. They like to hire them, and force them to not think outside the box.

Valentines Ecard with text: Here it is. Your Valentines Day card. Because there just isn't enough trite sentimentality in the world. (A picture of an inflatable pony with the caption - mildly disturbing picture of an inflatable pony.)

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: I want to make sweet love to you like an anteater.

Christmas Ecard with text: So some Italians nailed a pacifist, anti-materialist Jewish guy to a few planks and now we celebrate his birthday with a shopping spree. And while this is not considered tactless, it is considered tactless to mention it.

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you sometimes say irrational things when you get angry and that my effortless rebuttal only seems to further infuriate you.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?