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Jewish ecard: happy yom kipper, jewish person. sorry if this is late. or early. Ecard image showing: happy yom kipper, jewish person. sorry if this is late. or early.

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I’m a religiously tolerant person, except when people seem to disagree with me. But I do believe people should feel safe to worship Bronze Age gods, or, rather, the SAME Bronze Age god, even if he happens to go by three different names. Think about how many lives could have been saved if the sky wizard had limited himself to only two names! But I never say this out loud. It’s called tact, people.
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happy yom kipper

I'm a religiously tolerant person, except when people seem to disagree with me. But I do believe people should feel safe to worship Bronze Age gods, or, rather, the SAME Bronze Age god, even if he happens to go by three different names. Think about how many lives could have been saved if the sky wizard had limited himself to only two names! But I never say this out loud. It's called tact, people.

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happy yom kipper, jewish person. sorry if this is late. or early.

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