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Excuses ecard: I am sorry I can't go to that thing you are organizing because I plan on having a terrible headache that day. Ecard image showing: I am sorry I can't go to that thing you are organizing because I plan on having a terrible headache that day.

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There is a now a new category of Wrongcards called ‘Excuses’ which can help you evade unwanted social engagements. And this is the first card! So now you can get out of seeing those people who are expecting you for tea and crumpets. Good excuses provided by Wrongcards. Or perhaps just ‘Excuses provided by Wrongcards’. Why sensationalize?
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Published on 2 Dec 2010

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headache excuse

There is a now a new category of Wrongcards called 'Excuses' which can help you evade unwanted social engagements. And this is the first card! So now you can get out of seeing those people who are expecting you for tea and crumpets. Good excuses provided by Wrongcards. Or perhaps just 'Excuses provided by Wrongcards'. Why sensationalize?

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I am sorry I can't go to that thing you are organizing because I plan on having a terrible headache that day.

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