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Inspirational Ecard with text: 'Hey kids - are you itching to get back at bourgeois status quo? Dont forget: arson isnt just a fun pass-time, it can also be a tool of political dissent. Remember: if they lied about Santa, take a wild guess about your upward mobility.'
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Hanukkah Ecard with text: merry hanukkah. may the Jewish santa bring you lots of amazing stuff! woot!
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Christmas Ecard with text: Christmas. That time of year when we let an old, bearded man into our homes and stockings.
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TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody's desk mysteriously caught fire.
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