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Columbus Day ecard: If you're going to celebrate Columbus Day then show some historical awareness, perhaps by spending the day giving syphilis to Europeans. Ecard image showing: If you're going to celebrate Columbus Day then show some historical awareness, perhaps by spending the day giving syphilis to Europeans.

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Alright, squad, I’m back. I’ve been off writing a book. It’s finished now - what did I miss? I haven’t been watching the news or anything - how is Bernie Sanders doing against Jeb Bush? Me? I’m feeling great. I grew a beard for a while and lived in my back yard, burned furniture to keep warm. Writing that book sure was a process. But we’ll talk later. For now: Happy Columbus Day.
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Published on 11 Oct 2016

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Alright, squad, I'm back. I've been off writing a book. It's finished now - what did I miss? I haven't been watching the news or anything - how is Bernie Sanders doing against Jeb Bush? Me? I'm feeling great. I grew a beard for a while and lived in my back yard, burned furniture to keep warm. Writing that book sure was a process. But we'll talk later. For now: Happy Columbus Day.

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