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Reminders ecard: ADVICE: Never move into houses that look anything like this because they are always being attacked by ninjas. Ecard image showing: ADVICE: Never move into houses that look anything like this because they are always being attacked by ninjas.

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This is good advice. A lot of people out there seem oblivious to certain risks. I can try and warn people but my words can only do so much. It’s up to all of you to exercise all due caution. Remember: be careful out there.
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Published on 20 Oct 2010

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This is good advice. A lot of people out there seem oblivious to certain risks. I can try and warn people but my words can only do so much. It's up to all of you to exercise all due caution. Remember: be careful out there.

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ADVICE: Never move into houses that look anything like this because they are always being attacked by ninjas.

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