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Reminders Ecard with text: ADVICE: Never move into houses that look anything like this because they are always being attacked by ninjas.

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about this card: house hunting advice | This is good advice. A lot of people out there seem oblivious to certain risks. I can try and warn people but my words can only do so much. It’s up to all of you to exercise all due caution. Remember: be careful out there.
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Inspirational Ecard with text: nobody can ever know that we are goddamned ninjas
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