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I suspect that today’s wrongcard may be a little Not Safe For Work though I’m not sure or good at judging that sort of thing. It’s a WTF card, though, which means it is probably more impractical than usual. It’s a pity that ‘cards that are wrong for every occasion’ is such an impractical idea. Next time I start a company I’ll do a business plan.
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Published on 20 Oct 2010

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i don't judge you

I suspect that today's wrongcard may be a little Not Safe For Work though I'm not sure or good at judging that sort of thing. It's a WTF card, though, which means it is probably more impractical than usual. It's a pity that 'cards that are wrong for every occasion' is such an impractical idea. Next time I start a company I'll do a business plan.

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