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WTF ecard: I don't smoke broken pencils anymore and i don't... i'm sorry, i've forgotten what i was going to say Ecard image showing: I don't smoke broken pencils anymore and i don't... i'm sorry, i've forgotten what i was going to say

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Most people are neurotic, you see, and if you don’t have any mental health problems, people get agitated and confused. So I sometimes i pretend to be a recovering broken-pencils smoker and now the lady in Human Resources never knows what to say to me when she sees me in the corridor. Which, if I’m being honest, has made our relationship a lot more tolerable.
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Published on 28 Mar 2008

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broken pencils

Most people are neurotic, you see, and if you don't have any mental health problems, people get agitated and confused. So I sometimes i pretend to be a recovering broken-pencils smoker and now the lady in Human Resources never knows what to say to me when she sees me in the corridor. Which, if I'm being honest, has made our relationship a lot more tolerable.

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I don't smoke broken pencils anymore and i don't... i'm sorry, i've forgotten what i was going to say

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