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Valentines Ecard with text: Be my Valentine and I might share some chocolates with you or something. Though I also might not. Chocolate is kind of nice.
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ridiculousness

Obviously I'm trying to raise some awareness here. Maybe launch a movement. Perhaps Valentines Day can topple over one day, like the statue of a dictator. The only thing stopping me from pointing out that this is a completely made-up holiday is the fact that they're ALL completely made up holidays! Also, nobody has ever sent me a Valentines Day thing. But whatevs. Not bitter; it's the institution.

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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry for what I did or did not do. Though in my defence this entire relationship was caused by your breasts. (Illustration of badger with the caption - A BADGER. Why does everything have to be relevent?)

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Be my Valentine and I might share some chocolates with you or something. Though I also might not. Chocolate is kind of nice.
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