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People throw about the phrase ‘a cry for help’ pretty loosely in society these days - it’s easy to get confused. I used to think wearing gumboots while not working in an agricultural capacity was a cry for help. See? If I can get confused, anyone can. Today’s rehash Wednesday card is kind of a cry for help but trust me: for best results set a divan on fire.
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Published on 17 Apr 2013

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i need you back

People throw about the phrase 'a cry for help' pretty loosely in society these days - it's easy to get confused. I used to think wearing gumboots while not working in an agricultural capacity was a cry for help. See? If I can get confused, anyone can. Today's rehash Wednesday card is kind of a cry for help but trust me: for best results set a divan on fire.

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