I promise to reform | Mother's Day Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Mother's Day Ecard with text: happy mother's day, ma - as always i promise to reform and be good from now on. ha - so not gonna happen.

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Christmas Ecard with text: 'Merry Christmas, and always remember: you can celebrate Christmas all year round if you know how to shoplift.'

Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear about your loss and hope that there is no possible way that you can be mistakenly implicated.

Apology Ecard with text: 'I am sorry that unattended forklifts have invisible sign with the words: steal me written on them that only I can see.'

Inspirational Ecard with text: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.

Thank You Cards Ecard with text: Thank you for tacitly accepting me for who I am without calling the authorities.

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The Infernal Terracotta Pot

I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

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I slightly injured myself. Then, whilst forced to do nothing at all, I began to wonder about my own mental well-being.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

Strange Passage, Part Two

And then I was locked up in a holding cell, wondering what to do next.

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I tell you, it really makes a man think.

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I tell you, it really makes a man think.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?