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Mother's Day Ecard with text: happy mother's day, ma - as always i promise to reform and be good from now on. ha - so not gonna happen.
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Christmas Ecard with text: 'Merry Christmas, and always remember: you can celebrate Christmas all year round if you know how to shoplift.'
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Sympathy Ecard with text: I was sorry to hear about your loss and hope that there is no possible way that you can be mistakenly implicated.
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Apology Ecard with text: 'I am sorry that unattended forklifts  have invisible sign with the words: steal me written on them that only I can see.'
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Inspirational Ecard with text: People would not suffer from depression if they knew how to steal helicopters.
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Thank You Ecard with text: Thank you for tacitly accepting me for who I am without calling the authorities.
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