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this never happened

Category: Get Well

November 28, 2012

from the newsletter

Every time I stared down the sights of my BB gun at my neighbour as he descended his back stairs (unmasked and mindlessly unready for the perils of this world) I wondered why such men exist. And over time I concluded they exist because baby bears need to eat too.

— Oh, For the Fear of a Bear!

historical awareness

Category: Columbus Day

October 11, 2016

Christmas ecard with text: Merry Christmas. Remember: it's probably not very sensitive to be leaving out cookies for a man who famously struggles with his weight.

sad santa

Category: Christmas

December 18, 2013

Workplace ecard with text: Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are.

presenteeism

Category: Workplace

January 17, 2013

Get Well ecard with text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two.

this never happened

Category: Get Well

November 28, 2012

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