I Wanted to Buy You an Expensive Gift, But Nah | Funny Birthday eCard | Wrongcards

Birthday ecard: i wanted to buy you an expensive gift but then we would have been manipulated by consumerism (and this wrongcard was free).

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Valentines Ecard with text: Here it is. Your Valentines Day card. Because there just isn't enough trite sentimentality in the world. (A picture of an inflatable pony with the caption - mildly disturbing picture of an inflatable pony.)

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Christmas Ecard with text: So some Italians nailed a pacifist, anti-materialist Jewish guy to a few planks and now we celebrate his birthday with a shopping spree. And while this is not considered tactless, it is considered tactless to mention it.

a christmas exegesis

Valentines Ecard with text: 'St Valentines Day can be one of only two things: rich fat-cat industrialists with warehouses full of Valentines Day stuff to fob off onto unsuspecting poor folk, or two: love. Can you decide which because I can't think about it without twitching.'

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Christmas Ecard with text: Santa might give more expensive gifts to rich kids but only because he knows they'll eventually trickle down to poor kids.

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