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On re-hash Wednesday we nostalgically re-visit a card from days of yore. This was published on April 13, 2008, back when Wrongcards was a weekend project that I ran to stress-test the patience of Harvard’s Department of Human Resources. BTW I told them that, there being only 20 million Australians, I was therefore a minority. ‘You can’t fire minorities’, I said. Logic is my superpower.
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Published on 22 Mar 2012

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i would chop off an arm

On re-hash Wednesday we nostalgically re-visit a card from days of yore. This was published on April 13, 2008, back when Wrongcards was a weekend project that I ran to stress-test the patience of Harvard's Department of Human Resources. BTW I told them that, there being only 20 million Australians, I was therefore a minority. 'You can't fire minorities', I said. Logic is my superpower.

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