Ecard text: id hate for you to interpret my as a lack of sympathy or something. cause then i'd have to get all depressed and down-on-myself, like you are right now, which would totally suck for me. Oh God now you've got me all depressed and
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Ecard text: Every St Patricks Day I pretend to be Irish by dressing in green, getting really drunk and joining the IRA. It's always so embarrassing looking at the photos the next day.
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