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Ecard text: the ideal New Years Resolution should include the mention of a dead clown, a chain-saw, a stolen golf buggy, half a pound of peyote and a determination to improve oneself.
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The Harvard Skull Fiasco is Now Available

There's a new book out in the world, and I wrote it.

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Ecard text: you don't want a paper card with pictures of puppies and balloons on your birthday. you want a wrongcard with a picture of a dead clown. happy birthday.
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Ecard text: kids, kill a clown. its waaaay more awesome than drugs.
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Ecard text: i miss you. and killing clowns with a golf club isn't as fun without you as my caddy.
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Ecard text: thank you for understanding my irrational fear of clowns
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