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Ecard text: the ideal New Years Resolution should include the mention of a dead clown, a chain-saw, a stolen golf buggy, half a pound of peyote and a determination to improve oneself.
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"Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary..."

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco is Now Available

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Ecard text: kids, kill a clown. its waaaay more awesome than drugs.
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Ecard text: i miss you. and killing clowns with a golf club isn't as fun without you as my caddy.
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Ecard text: thank you for understanding my irrational fear of clowns
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