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How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I like living here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, for at least six months out of every year. Then it gets cold and dark and dismal, and you have to be very deliberate about cheering yourself up. Here's an example of how I do that. read more

Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary...

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Ecard text: If we lose our jobs, let's start a small non-profit devoted to teaching bankers on Wall Street how to tie an effective noose. ps. yes I know i'm a genius.

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Ecard text: i'm afraid this ecard will require some imagination on your part, as well as some clever guess work about my intentions. but maybe you'll get lucky

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Ecard text: I hope you dont want a traditional wedding because I cant afford to donate any oxen or goats.

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Ecard text: I hope you dont want a traditional wedding because I cant afford to donate any oxen or goats.

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Ecard text: now it's a frothy discharge. is that wrong?

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