If you are crazy | Workplace Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Workplace Ecard with text: If youre crazy, here, youll be given a straight-jacket. But if you re REALLY crazy youll be given more money, promotions + power! WOOT!

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Workplace Ecard with text: 'They say it's our fear of failure that holds us back. But I blame Human Resources for hiring stupid middle-managers.''

TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and the week did not end with me walking about wearing a necklace made from the ears of bureaucrats.

Reminders Ecard with text: It may not be ethical, but simulating serious psychological problems can result in free accommodation and drugs.

TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and my rich inner life has not yet come to the attention of upper management.

Workplace Ecard with text: I have no particular opinion about the overall worth of middle-management. And a picture of a hanging man in silhouette.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?