Emotionally vulnerable | Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard | WRONGCARDS

Flirting and Pick Up Lines Ecard with text: 'im in this emotionally vulnerable state right now and somebody could totally take advantage of me'

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WTF Ecard with text: The great benefit to exclusively having sex with an octopus is that it won't live long enough for you both to reach that 'rocky' phase of the relationship.

Love Ecard with text: Love is like a rhinoceros with a saddle in the sense that if a pithy ecard with an obscure simile is somehow applicable to your relationship then you should both sit down and, over a nice cup of tea, work out what it is you are both doing wrong.

Love Ecard with text: I promise to do the right thing by you, except when it becomes inconvenient. Look, every relationship has its little quirks.

Valentines Ecard with text: I want to spend every moment of Valentines Day alone with you, showing you just how truly amazing and awesome I am at video games.

Zombie Ecard with text: A zombie apocalypse is not the best time to stop by your ex's place. Trust me, things just aren't going to pan out between you two.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?