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How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I like living here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, for at least six months out of every year. Then it gets cold and dark and dismal, and you have to be very deliberate about cheering yourself up. Here's an example of how I do that. read more

Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary...

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Ecard text: 'My favorite mythological creature is the giraffe. Fact: in some traditions giraffes are thought to be flightless. Which is ridiculous because if they couldn't fly, how did they all end up living in Antartica? '

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Ecard text: everything in the world is fantastic. i love the government. merry Christmas

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Ecard text: everything in the world is fantastic. i love the government. merry Christmas

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Ecard text: I like that you have a personality, but feel it might be more convenient if you disassembled it into three boxes labeled anger, repression and resentment, and then spent the rest of your life uncontentiously affirming my world view.

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Ecard text: I like that you have a personality, but feel it might be more convenient if you disassembled it into three boxes labeled anger, repression and resentment, and then spent the rest of your life uncontentiously affirming my world view.

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Ecard text: I have learned that if it starts yowling, it is probably only pretending to be a piñata. In which case one should stop drinking immediately.

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Ecard text: I have learned that if it starts yowling, it is probably only pretending to be a piñata. In which case one should stop drinking immediately.

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