Ecard text: i'm over here trying to care, baby
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Ecard text: I miss you.And now Ive brutally stabbed even my closest imaginary friends in a fit of pique Im feeling REALLY alone. This blood is also imaginary. Don't even worry about it.
Ecard text: Congratulations on the birth of your baby, if indeed it IS your baby and not the baby I read about on the back of my milk carton.
Ecard text: I am sorry for your tragic loss. But on the bright side you now have a really authentic Halloween decoration.
Ecard text: If you MUST insist on being a Refrigerator Label Nazi, could you at least buy milk I would WANT to steal?
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