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Apology Ecard with text: i'm sorry i spat in your ice cream the other day
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Valentines Ecard with text: I don't understand the basic point of Valentines Day so let's instead admire this picture of a penguin holding an ice cream.
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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I'm not always very modest. But in my defence I have fewer things to be modest about.
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Birthday Ecard with text: We light candles on top of a slightly stale sponge cake and everybody cheerlessly sings a song. Then you make a wish, blow out the candles/spit all over the cake and then we have to eat it and say how much we like it and YAY!
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Sympathy Cards Ecard with text: i think my sympathy for you entitles us to consume a LOT of icecream. after all - what is the point of sympathy if there is no icecream?
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