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Apology ecard: i'm sorry i wore the grim reaper costume to your grandmothers 82nd birthday. and once again, i am sorry for your sudden, tragic loss. Ecard image showing: i'm sorry i wore the grim reaper costume to your grandmothers 82nd birthday. and once again, i am sorry for your sudden, tragic loss.

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A card not to send in the unlikely event of an elderly Grand Mother dying. Remember, it is always considered tasteful to apologize.
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Published on 31 Mar 2008

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grim reaper

A card not to send in the unlikely event of an elderly Grand Mother dying. Remember, it is always considered tasteful to apologize.

tags:elderly, costume, grim reaper, grandmother, grand mother, death, mortality

i'm sorry i wore the grim reaper costume to your grandmothers 82nd birthday. and once again, i am sorry for your sudden, tragic loss.

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