Ecard text: i'm sorry i wore the grim reaper costume to your grandmothers 82nd birthday. and once again, i am sorry for your sudden, tragic loss.
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A card not to send in the unlikely event of an elderly Grand Mother dying. Remember, it is always considered tasteful to apologize.
ABOUT THIS CARD
A card not to send in the unlikely event of an elderly Grand Mother dying. Remember, it is always considered tasteful to apologize.

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