Free ecards that are wrong for every occasion.
Birthday Ecard with text: I'm thinking about you on your birthday. but admittedly, i'm also thinking indescribably weird thoughts about geese.

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Christmas Ecard with text: Merry Christmas. Remember, Snowmen are secretly sentient, and can oftentimes behave very weirdly. You dismiss my warnings at your own peril.
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Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not saying that you eat spiders. I'm saying that we don't see spiders when you're around and that you rarely seem to be hungry, and it that it might be possible to exrapolate from this.
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Valentines Ecard with text: Happy Valentines Day. Because there is nothing weird about winged, naked babies holding weapons.
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Workplace Ecard with text: I am on vacation, so I'll see you weirdos later.
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Mother's Day Ecard with text: I dont blame you for anything, other than my inexplicable phobia of vampire geese.
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