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Zombie ecard: Fact: my conviction that the world will one day be overrun by mindless zombies is neither implausible nor absurd as the fact that Kim Kardashian has a television show.
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Are you worried about zombie attacks? I’m not, I’m worried about other things. I picked up a TV guide recently, just to see what reality shows were popular. But don’t worry, I was feeling much better after a few days and I can even go outside again.
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Published on 29 Jun 2011

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Are you worried about zombie attacks? I'm not, I'm worried about other things. I picked up a TV guide recently, just to see what reality shows were popular. But don't worry, I was feeling much better after a few days and I can even go outside again.

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Fact: my conviction that the world will one day be overrun by mindless zombies is neither implausible nor absurd as the fact that Kim Kardashian has a television show.

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