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Apology ecard: Im sorry that we argued and that you lost that argument, but in my defense, I wasnt trying very hard to win. Ecard image showing: Im sorry that we argued and that you lost that argument, but in my defense, I wasnt trying very hard to win.

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Apologies are like nailing a dead fruit bat to someone’s door. You don’t want to do it but it stops people complaining.
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Published on 30 Apr 2013

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in my defense

Apologies are like nailing a dead fruit bat to someone’s door. You don’t want to do it but it stops people complaining.

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Im sorry that we argued and that you lost that argument, but in my defense, I wasnt trying very hard to win.

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