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Apology Ecard with text: Im sorry that we argued and that you lost that argument, but in my defense, I wasnt trying very hard to win.
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about this card: in my defense | Ever done anything that required a sincere apology later? Me either. I’ve certainly apologized for some minor acts of arson, and that time I forgot to carry my own tray to the trash bins in the food court, but apologies aren’t about right or wrong. Apologies are like nailing a dead fruit bat to someone’s door; you don’t want to do it but it’s an easy way of quieting a person down. I’m here to help.
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