Free Apology Ecard: 'In My Defense' | Wrongcards

Apology Ecard with text: Im sorry that we argued and that you lost that argument, but in my defense, I wasnt trying very hard to win. — about this card: in my defense | Ever done anything that required a sincere apology later? Me either. I’ve certainly apologized for some minor acts of arson, and that time I forgot to carry my own tray to the trash bins in the food court, but apologies aren’t about right or wrong. Apologies are like nailing a dead fruit bat to someone’s door; you don’t want to do it but it’s an easy way of quieting a person down. I’m here to help.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?