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Yes I know it makes your parents uncomfortable but you said no more politics and besides, isn’t it time we as a society had a conversation about turkey fondlers? Look, I know you say it’s not a good time but you always say that and - Thanksgiving? I mean the topic just suggests itself! If your extended family is too immature to discuss turkey fondling, then fine but I don’t know why I try so hard.
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turkey fondling

Yes I know it makes your parents uncomfortable but you said no more politics and besides, isn't it time we as a society had a conversation about turkey fondlers? Look, I know you say it's not a good time but you always say that and - Thanksgiving? I mean the topic just suggests itself! If your extended family is too immature to discuss turkey fondling, then fine but I don't know why I try so hard.

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please do not touch the thanksgiving turkey inappropriately this year

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