Free Thanksgiving Ecard: 'Turkey Fondling' | Wrongcards

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: please do not touch the thanksgiving turkey inappropriately this year — about this card: turkey fondling | Yes I know it makes your parents uncomfortable but you said no more politics and besides, isn’t it time we as a society had a conversation about turkey fondlers? Look, I know you say it’s not a good time but you always say that and - Thanksgiving? I mean the topic just suggests itself! If your extended family is too immature to discuss turkey fondling, then fine but I don’t know why I try so hard.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?