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Thanksgiving Ecard with text: please do not touch the thanksgiving turkey inappropriately this year
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about this card: turkey fondling | Yes I know it makes your parents uncomfortable but you said no more politics and besides, isn’t it time we as a society had a conversation about turkey fondlers? Look, I know you say it’s not a good time but you always say that and - Thanksgiving? I mean the topic just suggests itself! If your extended family is too immature to discuss turkey fondling, then fine but I don’t know why I try so hard.
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