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CheerUp ecard: Cheer up and stop fretting about inconsequential things. Because brain aneuryisms can leave you paralyzed while you are slowly eaten by domestic cats. Ecard image showing: Cheer up and stop fretting about inconsequential things. Because brain aneuryisms can leave you paralyzed while you are slowly eaten by domestic cats.

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Whenever people get sad I usually try to make them feel better. I talk about the brief and anonymous life of the gastrotrich, a microscopic fresh-water creature that only lives for three days. People don’t like to get sad around me.
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Published on 11 Oct 2011

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Whenever people get sad I usually try to make them feel better. I talk about the brief and anonymous life of the gastrotrich, a microscopic fresh-water creature that only lives for three days. People don't like to get sad around me.

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Cheer up and stop fretting about inconsequential things. Because brain aneuryisms can leave you paralyzed while you are slowly eaten by domestic cats.

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