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Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.

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I’ve been thinking. Brevity really is the soul of [word count exceeded]

17 Jan 2014

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I've been thinking. Brevity really is the soul of [word count exceeded]

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It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.

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