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St Patricks's Day ecard: Let's celebrate St Patricks Day by dividing into two teams along arbitrary religious lines and then beating each other senseless. Ecard image showing: Let's celebrate St Patricks Day by dividing into two teams along arbitrary religious lines and then beating each other senseless.

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I’m not saying that St. Patricks Day is a conspiracy perpetrated by Irish brewing countries in league with a cartel of manufacturers of green food coloring. No wait a minute, that IS what I’m trying to say. Sorry, there’s something about this holiday that gets me all muddled. It might possibly be the alcohol speaking. Look, I’m very good at research.
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Published on 17 Mar 2014

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irish brawl

I'm not saying that St. Patricks Day is a conspiracy perpetrated by Irish brewing countries in league with a cartel of manufacturers of green food coloring. No wait a minute, that IS what I'm trying to say. Sorry, there's something about this holiday that gets me all muddled. It might possibly be the alcohol speaking. Look, I'm very good at research.

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Let's celebrate St Patricks Day by dividing into two teams along arbitrary religious lines and then beating each other senseless.

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